So I recently went to a Halloween party (yeah, in September -- what can I say? I'm always ahead of the game!), and beforehand, I messed around with the idea of making some monster ears to wear. I made some giant orange and pink ears, but they weren't really what I wanted, so I never got around to attaching them to a headband. Instead, I designed a monster for them.
I think they suit Ernest here nicely.
Handsewn. Synthetic fur. Polyester fleece. Plastic eyes. Poly-fil. 13 inches across from ear to ear.
(I eventually made Yoda ears for the party because I'd be hanging out with someone who was dressed as a Jedi. I'll post them if I remember to get a decent photo.)